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aprillikesthings:

Before I argued with a shit ton of landlords and wannabe landlords: I think we should strengthen tenant’s rights and enforce our existing tenant protection laws better, and increase our housing benefits.

After spending too much time arguing with landlords and wannabe landlords: Fuck it. It should be illegal to own homes you don’t live in. If you won’t sell to the people renting from you, people should forcibly take your property. All landlords are parasites.

“iF yOu DoN’t LiKe ReNtInG jUsT bUy A hOuSe”

Houses in my city go for, like, $500k. I can’t. Housing prices in the US have skyrocketed while wages have stagnated. That is in fact the problem–most people cannot afford to buy a house, and many people pay more than half their income in rent. Ever saved up for a down payment on a house while doing that?

“mOvE iF yOu DoN’t LiKe YoUr LaNdLoRd”

Moving is expensive and stressful. There’s no guarantee of finding another place within reasonable distance of where we work, where we buy groceries, etc.

“bUt If LaNdLoRdS dOn’T rEnT oUt HoUsInG wHeRe WiLl PeOpLe LiVe?!”

If landlords/property companies all were forced to sell every place they owned except housing they specifically lived in, the market would have such a glut of housing that prices would nosedive in nearly every city in the US, possibly to the point where normal, average working people could buy one. Houses and apartments do not blink out of existence because a landlord stops renting them out. Why do I see this dumbass line of logic so fucking often.

People literally cannot wrap their minds around the fact that landlords (and I include property companies–the kind that own multiple apartment complexes–as landlords) don’t create or do anything of value. “But when I need the water heater fixed, the landlord fixes it.” Except for some mom'n'pop landlord operations that insist on DIY'ing everything, your landlord is not the one who is fixing it. The person who physically comes to your unit and fixes it is the person who fixes it, and your landlord is just an expensive gatekeeper who decides for you whether you actually need your water heater fixed. If you owned the place you could have insurance against that kind of thing, you could put money in a co-op that pays for that kind of thing (like condo associations do), or you could just pay out of pocket for it if you have the money. If you did take on the risk of repairing it yourself, the only person who would suffer is you. But you wouldn’t be at the mercy of some dipshit who tries desperately not to get your water heater fixed (even though that’s illegal), or who hires the cheapest person they could find (who might suck ass and make it worse), or insists on doing it themselves (whether they know what they’re doing or not).

HUMANS REQUIRE SHELTER TO SURVIVE. The modern standard for housing includes things like locking doors, ceilings and windows that don’t leak, walls that aren’t covered in mold, and working electricity, plumbing, and hot water at a bare minimum. On top of that, we need shelter that’s near enough to our place of employment and places to buy food, etc.

Landlords do not provide housing. They hold it ransom for as much money as they think they can get, because they know we need housing to survive. They buy up as much housing as they can (reducing the supply of available houses for sale) and then rent them out at a profit (which means more than they’re paying on the mortgage, if they have one). They are hoarding housing, creating a false scarcity, and then profiting off of it.

Landlords are parasites.

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rayhudson:

THEY LITERALLY HANG THEM UP TO DRY IN CRYING OH MY GOD

WHY IS THIS NOT MY JOB?!?!

THE NOISE

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bondsmagii:

i remember being like 13/14 and starting to get REALLY pissed about capitalism and social inequality and corruption and all that stuff and the adults would be like “how sweet :) your rebellious phase :) you’ll get over it once you grow up and see how the REAL WORLD works :)” and guess what i did not get over it that WAS the real world and part of growing up is deciding if you’re going to give in and submit to it like all those adults around me did or if you’re going to stay fucking pissed

I saw someone write recently (paraphrased), “They said ‘you’ll get more conservative as you get older’ and what they didn’t realize they meant was ‘you’ll get greedier and more paranoid as you get richer’ [which is true, there are psych studies] and what they didn’t count on is that no one gets rich any more”

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sheholdsyoucaptivated:

I need a minimum of 2 hours at the start of every day to just vibe before I actually begin my day lol

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

why are birds so cursed

A Non-Comprehensive List of Birds That Piss Me Off

1. Dracula Parrot. This thing pisses me off like, a bunch

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2. King Vulture. the felted craft project equivalent of a haunted ventriloquist dummy

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i will never not resent this bird 

 3. Jacana Bird. This is the most unnecessary cursed nonsense. i deserve an apology for having to look at this. I can feel its fingers stroking my ears

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No it does not have SIX FREAKING LIMBS. it’s carrying its stupid creepy spawn under its wings. A+ parents but still, piss off. even the normal 2 legged version isn’t much better

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put those AWAY.

4. The Shoebill, which i’m sure we’re all sick of hearing about. this thing is the epitome of a crappy photorealistic cgi disney villainy. i despise this bird.

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also this is what they look like standing up. i just feel like i shouldn’t have to deal with that, i really do.

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5. Inca Tern. truly, hipsters ruin everything

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6. Tragopan. it looks like a star wars species, which i dislike on principle 

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7. The Secretary Bird. it wears yoga pants.

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also i’m uncomfortable with the length of its eyelashes

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8. finally, i really dislike this one specific parakeet

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in conclusion, these birds exist to haunt me and this knowledge is a burden. birds exist to observe our sin; always watching, they are filled with malice. flee from them

@elodieunderglass

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Shakespearean insults, with cats.

7 more here.

I did not realize how very perfect cats were at delivering Shakespeare’s insults until now.

this belongs here

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render94:

Ah, le donne… sempre impareggiabili!!!

Ah, women … always unmatched !!!

And now, for a very dignified classical music recital…

And they did all that in heels.  Let’s see Yo-Yo Ma and his buddies do that….

I bet rehearsals were fun

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softmommyelle:

This kills me every fucking time

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Mother earth bodying us into oblivion

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manicgoblinnightmarewoman:

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froody:

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

The spiritual successor to Miette


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Might I also add

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dunsparce:

not even a millisecond later 

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copperbadge:

crowley-for-king:

just-shower-thoughts:

In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old.

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“They live so long…but the good ones still bond with us for our entire lives.” 

“These immortals are so kind we must be good friends to them”

My heart wtf

Not gonna lie, this fucked me up a bit.

POV Fantasy slice of life book when?

“Now I am old. The fur around my muzzle is grey and my joints ache when we walk together. Yet she remains unchanged, her hair still glossy, her skin still fresh, her step still sprightly. Time doesn’t touch her and yet I love her still.”

“For generations, he has guarded over my family. Since the days of my great-great-great-great-great-grandfather he has kept us safe. For so long we thought him immortal. But now I see differently, for just as my fur grows gray and my joints grow stiff, so too do his. He did not take in my children, but gave them away to his. I will be the last that he cares for. My only hope is that I am able to last until his final moments. The death of one of his kind is so rare. The ending of a life so long is such a tragedy. He has seen so much, he knows so much. I know he takes comfort in my presence. I only wish that I will be able to give him this comfort until the end.”

SHOOK

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caucasianscriptures:

A Good Old-Fashioned Midwestern Apocalypse

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